Secret Service

A crack team of secret agents have taken over the city’s fanciest Italian restaurant for a daring sting operation… their mission? Entrap and apprehend Viviana Scarlotta, Canada’s most notorious hitwoman…

They’ve only got one problem.

Harry Marsden, career waiter and the restaurant’s newest hire, has his first shift today and didn’t get the memo that all his new co-workers have been replaced by undercover federal agents. Likewise, our elite team of spies has no idea that Harry isn’t their backup, already deep undercover…

As a chaotic flurry of mistaken identity threatens to derail the mission, our intrepid spies will have to get Harry onside and their top secret operation back on track before Viviana’s six o’clock reservation… while the listless Harry, pushing forty and unfulfilled waiting tables, discovers that helping take down a dangerous international woman of mystery might be just the thing he needs to realize his true potential.

Secret Service is an high-octane action-comedy about international intrigue, the glory and toil of the service industry, and realizing you’re more than just your job.

art by Paige Hingston

Staging Requirements

RUNTIME: 2 acts, 90 minutes.

CAST: Five actors, 3 male roles, 2 female roles.

ONE INTERIOR SET

Production History

  • UPCOMING – Lighthouse Festival Theatre, July 2026 (World Premiere)